Dodgers enabled by 10-day disabled list rule

In the beginning, God put in a six-day work week, followed by a day of rest.Was there a disabled list at the time? Heavens no. He called it Sunday.Adam and Eve were essentially the first to go on the DL, with whatever misdirect was given to biblical scribes. God didn't have to use the term "upper body injury" in his PR release, but knowledgeable fact-checkers later confirmed it stemmed from an error in judgment that resulted in a bruised ego and a strained relationship.